William, in less than 25 lines

William: MOM! MOM!

Me: Yes, William?

William: MOM! MOM! MOM!

Me: Yes, William?

William: MOM! MOM! MO--

Me: William! I am listening. What do you want to say?

William: I NEED SOME MILK!

Me: Okay, first of all, that is not how you ask for help. Secondly, I am in the middle of something, but I will be happy to help you in a few minutes.

William: PLEASE MAY YOU GET ME SOME MILK? MOM!

Me: That was better, thank you, but you still need to be patient. I said in a few minutes.

William: MOM! MOM! MOM! I NEED SOME MILK, MOM! MOM!

Me: I heard you. be patient, please.

(pause)

William: MOM! MOM!

Me:

William: MOM! MOM!

Me:

William: MOM! MOM! MOOOOOOOOM!

Me : WILLIAM! WHAT?

William: mama, you pretty.

me: oh. thank you.

(pause)

WIlliam: Mom, please, will you Please get me some milk before you finish, please?



(obviously, I said yes.)