because I did this:

and bought this:

further cementing my reputation as a sucker for hairstylists, especially when they use the word "shiny."

which is hilarious, because even with these products languishing in my drawer, my hair usually looks like this:

only now, I guess, it looks more like this:

(I know, I know. but you try making a non-stupid face while taking a picture of yourself in the mirror. it is IMPOSSIBLE.)
... then end.