LIKE AN ONION:

Chris: Honey?

me: mmm?

Chris: Are you okay?

me: Yes.

Chris: Are you sure?

Me: Yes.

Chris: What's wrong?

me: Nothing.

Chris: Are you sure?

me: Yes.

Chris: You just seem really quiet.

me: Well I am quiet. Sometimes, I am quiet.

Chris: ... Okay.

me: Christofer, I have layers!

Chris: Oh, I know you have layers.

me: Thank you.

Chris: I just didn't know there were quiet ones.

Further Proof That I Am Married To The Perfect Man:

Me: I'm hungry.

Him: Me, too.

Me: We should make some dinner.

Him: Good idea. What do you want?

Me: I dunno.

Him: Well, then, we'll do what I want.

Me: and what do you want?

Him: Brownies.

Me: For dinner?

Him: Yes. Brownies for dinner. Half a pan for you, half a pan for me.

Me: ....

Him: Or maybe, 1/3 the pan for me and 2/3 the pan for you and the baby.

Me: ...

Him: um, Hello?

Me: I just love you so much right now.