Further Proof That I Am Married To The Perfect Man:

Me: I'm hungry.

Him: Me, too.

Me: We should make some dinner.

Him: Good idea. What do you want?

Me: I dunno.

Him: Well, then, we'll do what I want.

Me: and what do you want?

Him: Brownies.

Me: For dinner?

Him: Yes. Brownies for dinner. Half a pan for you, half a pan for me.

Me: ....

Him: Or maybe, 1/3 the pan for me and 2/3 the pan for you and the baby.

Me: ...

Him: um, Hello?

Me: I just love you so much right now.