Friday, November 30, 2007

I Have A Cold

me: that was a good movie. although it was probably better on the big screen.

(pause)

Chris: you have a man voice.

me: no, no. It's a sexy phlegm voice. duh.

Chris: Not really. It's mostly a man voice.

me: it's so weird. it keeps going in and out, so when I open my mouth I have no idea what's going to come out. It's always this crazy surprise.

Chris: ... how's that different from normal then?

me: right. well. yes. fine. except less with the words and more with my actual voice.

Chris: right.

me: jerk.

1 comment:

Caroline said...

Dave and I had colds last week.

me: You sound like Barry White. It's kinda sexy.

him: And you sound like a drag queen.

No end to ridicule after that.