whine

hello, and welcome to my three-hundredth post! In honor of this very special occasion, I'd like to become almost unbearably whiny. Doesn't that sound exciting? good, because I'm not kidding. Prepare to be whined at. Everyone else around here gets to whine constantly and receive good-humoured responses, and it is MY TURN:

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I'm sick of the grocery store

It's annoying when you hold my leg everywhere we go

For the love of heaven, just stay in bed at night, when will you learn that SLEEP IS BEAUTIFUL

I hate cooking

Big cars are hard to park

that is MINE, STOP TOUCHING IT, YOU WERE TOO TOUCHING IT LIAR

I miss high heels

and I don't even like duck, duck, goose.
I didn't even like it when I was your age.
(Probably.)
(because it's a stupid game.)

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And this is where you guys attempt jolly me out of my bad mood while I stare at you and then respond by either (a) laughing, or (b) screaming really loud and throwing something at your dumb face.

thanks. I feel better.