I Have A Cold

me: that was a good movie. although it was probably better on the big screen.

(pause)

Chris: you have a man voice.

me: no, no. It's a sexy phlegm voice. duh.

Chris: Not really. It's mostly a man voice.

me: it's so weird. it keeps going in and out, so when I open my mouth I have no idea what's going to come out. It's always this crazy surprise.

Chris: ... how's that different from normal then?

me: right. well. yes. fine. except less with the words and more with my actual voice.

Chris: right.

me: jerk.