After this, we are not going to talk about throw up for a long time. Unless one of my kids throws up. Again.

My mom mentioned yesterday that she read my blog.

"It was cute," she said. "But..."

"But?" I queried.

"You certainly use the word 'vomit' a lot."

wait, what? STOP THE PRESSES.

Now I'm not saying she's unobservant or anything, I'm not trying to be all mean, but honestly? hello, Mother, and Welcome to the LAST SIX MONTHS of my life.