me: I bet you ten dollars the first thing I do tomorrow morning is throw up.
him: I'll take that bet. because the first thing you'll do tomorrow morning is wake up.
me: I meant the first thing I do after I wake up. I felt that was implied.
him: well, the first thing you'll do after you wake up is get out of bed.
me: ...
him: and then, you'll walk to the bathroom.
me: ...
him: you owe me ten dollars.
(pause)
him: ... I just realized I sound like you.
me: yes. and I just realized I'm annoying.
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2 comments:
hahahaha
wow. you really do owe him 10 bucks.
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