We're on our way home from swim lessons with two tired, wet, well-chlorinated boys strapped back in their seats.
William tells me that when we get home he would like peanutbutter and jelly for lunch. Except he says it like this: "Mama. MOOOOOMMY. Mama. Mama. Mommy. MOOOMmy. I GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU."
"Please speak quietly, William. I'm listening."
"Mommy, please, when you, when we get, you, I, you, you, ...I want peanutbutter sanwhich. Okay? "
"Thank you for asking nicely, but we did that yesterday, " I tell him. "I think today we'll have turkey sandwiches."
"Nooooo!" he shrieks in agony. "NOOOO! Don't SAY THAT TO ME."
"William," I begin.
"NO! NO! WE GET HOME, I'M GONNA SPANK YOUR BOTTOM, MOM. I'M GONNA SPANK YOUR BOTTOM, MOM!"
"William," I say, "that is not how you speak to mom. You need to use your kind, quiet voice and try again, please."
I hear a couple of deep, sniffling breaths in the back.
"Mommy," he says quietly, "when we get home, I gonna spank your bottom. please."
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6 comments:
that is hilarious.
I am seriously laughing so hard. It reminds me of how Lincoln says, exCUSE ME MOM, when I am on the phone. what a hoot!
So cute!
Oh man, I look forward to these sorts of conversations with Jack. But thank heavens we're not there yet. William is hysterical!!
I am laughing to tears. This is sooo much like Nate!
That is so funny and cute! I love hearing the funny things kids say.
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