- find the thinning shears and cut a giant hole in his pajama pants
- dig out my mascara and paint his face and our bed
- throw q-tips all over the bathroom
- fill up the bathtub with water, jump in it
- break our toilet
Please keep in mind when reading that list, this was not the result of just one sneaking-out-of-bed incident. These were all individual sneaking-out-of-bed incidents, separated by repeated replacement and severe beatings.
ha! just kidding about the beatings.
lucky for him he's so damn cute.
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Last night I had a dream that I needed a double bypass surgery. I wonder if the events of last night and the dream are linked.
He is cute. What a naughty.
Sounds like you need to tie him in bed. What a little poop!
Wow. Who would have thought that you would produce a little monster. Huh...
I love that the photo shows absolutely no remorse. Kids are awesome. Naughty kids are even better.
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